The thing is
He’s really fucking funny
And you’re not.
Captain America.
So was the villain
That crazy Nazi
Or any form of actual character development?
Either way,
The villain
Lost.
Moneyball.
The conceit of
Jonah Hill
As a genius egghead
Overburdens the Suspension of Disbelief
In every way.
Transformers 3D.
Not entirely
Abysmal.
(until the last 10 minutes)
The NCAA.
Rules, Rules everywhere
But no standard
Enforcement.
Digital Photography.
Things
Are less Special
When you’re not limited by
24 shots
To a roll –
And when you can
Photoshop
Any damn thing you like
Into the frame.
Blogs.
The Internet
Is Everyone’s
Completely Understanding
Best Friend.
Los Angeles.
Whenever I meet Someone
Who has lived here for more than two years
Who ‘loves’ this city
I cross them
Immediately
Off my mental list of people
I can be friends with.
Best Buy.
The Dunder
Mifflin
of Consumer Electronics.
Medal of Honor Franchise.
Seriously
Guys
Why do you even try?
Call of Duty
Is lightyears
Better.